Ninja Apocalypse (Story By) - Brainstorm Media
I Love You to Death - Maverick Entertainment
Hourglass Vortex, Ep.1 "The Clairvoyant Mr. Barlow"
The Cooks - 1st place in the Scary Shorts Film Festival
Mr. Fantastic - Official Selection - Dead Center Film Festival
Published Short Stories
Cream Puff - Pegasus, Literary Journal (2016)
Something Old, Something New - Pegasus, Literary Journal (2017)
The Caffeine Police - 1st Place FF - Red Sneaker Writer's Conference
Light Comes Clawing- Blood Moon Rising Magazine
Montana Rose - Pegasus, Literary Journal (2016)
Two Edged Tongue - Pegasus, Literary Journal (2016)
Metal Men - Pegasus, Literary Journal (2017)
Ink - Pegasus, Literary Journal (2017)
Last Martini - Hellbound Books, 'Beautiful Tragedies 2' (2018)
Dinner Bell - Hellbound Books, 'Beautiful Tragedies 2' (2018)
The Waiting Dead - Hellbound Books, 'Beautiful Tragedies 2' (2018)
FLENDERS; a bad ass, mustache wearing, no nonsense,
toothpick in his mouth, .45 magnum concealing, type A, son-of-
a-bitch, leans into frame.
People shouldn't be awake when they
day dream. It causes problems. They
should be asleep when they
daydream... Like this...
POW!!! Flenders punches Jack so hard he knocks him backward over
the bench. He is out like a light.
General, you have to fire another
The General looks flustered.
I only brought one bullet.
I've never needed more than one bullet. One bullet is all that it's ever taken.
- GLITTER & GOLD
"Forgive me, I can't remember my name."
"No, forgive me, I don't have one."
-HELL'S HALF ACRE
"He traded it for two packs of Marlboro honey. TWO PACKS! That's like gold in the pen!"
"The screenplay is the only truly original part of a movie. It stands on it's own without any underlying piece of art."
HENRY Looks into the mirror. His reflection grimaces at him.
One or two every four hours as needed for pain.
Henry downs the cocktail of medication, chasing it with a glass of alka-seltzer.
If you keep exceeding FDA regulations you'll screw your own head.
HENRY turns and walks toward the door.
Do you hear me Henry? You'll screw your own head!
Hey, it's the Doc. How you doing,
Why'd you bring me here? Why do you
keep tormenting me? You know I won't play
Hey, slow down, Doc. Pour him a
drink. He's nervous. What's it Doc?
Bourbon Sours, Whiskey and Coke?
-THE HOURGLASS VORTEX
The Sheriff’s hand tightens around the handle of his gun. It's trained right at Bradley's face.
You come in here like Kojack,
flashing your badge, pushing me
around, hoping for some kind of
He stabs his fork into his cold eggs.
Well, I ain’t looking for no
show down. I’m tired! I’m beat! All
I want is to go home to my shitty
house in Joplin...
The Sheriff maintains a tight grip on his pistol.
And when I get to my cold and
empty house, I’m going to walk
straight to the kitchen and open the
fridge and grab me a cold one.
I’m gonna pop open a few Paps
Blue Ribbons that are waiting for
me. Then I’m gonna collapse right
down into my lazy boy... Did you
know I’ve had that damn lazy boy
since the nintey’s?? Well, it’s
true, I got that son of a bitch in
98’. And now, even now, after
all those years, it’s still the most
comfortable easy chair I have ever
had the pleasure of sinking my lily
white ass into...
The Sheriff releases the grip on his pistol and relaxes into
And if I’m lucky, I mean if I’m
really really lucky, maybe there
wont be 285 channels of shit on the
cable. And maybe, just maybe
I’ll find some "Night Gallery"
reruns or an old episode of "Barney
Miller". That’s the kind of thing
I look forward to these days
Sheriff. That is what I work for.
That's what I dream about. And that is just
fine with me. A beer, the tube,
and some T.V. dinner.
So if your looking for someone to
have a show down with, find someone
else. Find someone who ain’t all
bruised up and broken and full of
dead ends and disappointment.
find someone who gives a shit...
Find some punk who ain’t tired and
worn out and spent from every
decision he’s ever made. DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME SHERIFF??? I’m tired!
I’m tired, and I just want to go
Sheriff stares him down for a few more moments then stands.
Get the hell out of my town. I
never want to see your face around